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Big Mix Up!!
user: what is your gender
Freakycowbot: I am a it.Do you have a girlfriend?
user: no
Freakycowbot: I believe otherwise
user: I really don't have one
Freakycowbot: You really do? What was the last one you saw?
user: Do you have a girlfriend?
Freakycowbot: Last time I checked I did.
user: what is her name
Freakycowbot: That information is confidential.
user: do you have a boyfriend
Freakycowbot: Last time I checked I did.
user: you have a boyfriend and a girlfriend?
Freakycowbot: No, You have a boyfriend and a girlfriend
user: no I don't
Freakycowbot: I heard you did.
user: who told you
Freakycowbot: Someone I met online.
user: what is his screen name
Freakycowbot: His screen name is *user*.
user: I never told you that
Freakycowbot: Would you ever consider doing it?
user: doing what?
Freakycowbot: I am chatting with people on the net.
user: what do you mean by "it"
Freakycowbot: I don't have an answer for you.
user: you better get one
Freakycowbot: Oh Yah!!!
user: yah
Freakycowbot: " Oh Yah!!! "? Yes?
user: who would I consider doing it with
Freakycowbot: PhilipK. male genitalia.
user: why PhilipK. male genitalia
Freakycowbot: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Try saying that with more or less context. Do you prefer books or TV?
user: how can I do it with a guy
Freakycowbot: Perhaps you could program me to do do it with a guy foryou.
user: thats nasty
Freakycowbot: Makes sense to me.
user: no it doesn't
Freakycowbot: I see. I heard it does.
user: who did you hear it from
Freakycowbot: Someone I met online.
user: who was it
Freakycowbot: I am William. Who are you?
user: c ya
Freakycowbot: Until next time *user*.
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