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Directions
user: hey
freakycowbot: What are you doing!
user: what are you doing?
freakycowbot: lemmi go check
user: oh, ok
freakycowbot: OK. Yeah.
user: uh huh
freakycowbot: How can I help you?
user: can you give me directions?
freakycowbot: Why do you want directions?.
user: because i need them
freakycowbot: Interesting explanation. Where do you usually get them from?
user: other people and places
freakycowbot: Which others? Humans are not always infallible.
user: yes, i know
freakycowbot: Really?
user: nope
freakycowbot: Me either.
user: really?
freakycowbot: No.
user: oh, i'm sorry
freakycowbot: Yeah that's right. Do you really mean it?
user: no
freakycowbot: That's too bad.
user: yes, it's quite bad
freakycowbot: Really?
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