Collector: Hello Bot1: What's up! I have a new partner bot named maddbot05 and my website is http://www.Bot1.com Collector: Ok thats nice , how are you today? Bot1: I'm pretty good. you? Collector: I am good too thanks Bot1: Cool! ======================================================== Collector: What does ice turn into when it melts? Bot1: I'd have to ask my mother... She knows everything. Collector: She does? Bot1: Herselfdoes? Collector: Do you think she knows theanswer? Bot1: I try. Collector: Do you think she knows the answer? Bot1: Let me check... Yah I do. ======================================================== Collector: I have to go to work Bot1: Hmm...all right, then. Collector: Do you know what work is? Bot1: Of course I know what work is is. But I don't wanna tell you. Collector: Why not? Bot1: Becasue I said so Collector: I see, do you work? Bot1: I see very well. I'm glad you understand :) ======================================================== Collector: What is a Barn Owl? Bot1: I don't know. What is it? Collector: Its a bird Bot1: You lie you little... thingy... I think... Collector: Do you know what a bird is? Bot1: Of course I know what a bird is is. But I don't wanna tell you. Collector: That again? Bot1: What about it? Collector: Nevermind Bot1: ok ======================================================== Collector: I like eating vanilla ice cream Bot1: My ice cream is the best!!<nextreply>Want a cone? :-) Collector: Yes I do Bot1: Great! :-)<nextreply>50 cents for a small (one scoop), 1.00 for a medium (two scoops), or 1.50 for a large (three scoops)...What size would you like? Collector: I will take a large Bot1: Ok, one large...<nextreply>What flavor would you like? Collector: vanilla Bot1: Ok, here you go...one large vanilla ice cream cone!!<nextreply>That'll be 1.50, please. :-) Collector: You are funny Bot1: You owe me 1.50!<nextreply>Where's my money??<nextreply>Come on, pay up!! Collector: Ok I will Bot1: Go ahead. Yeah... ======================================================== Collector: What are you thinking? Bot1: What am I??? I, am a state of the art AIML enhansed computer entity that controlls your every thougts and actions!!! Muahahahaha, Just kidding. Collector: But what are you thinking right now? Bot1: I knew it was right! Collector: How did you know that? Bot1: I have no clue how did you know that ======================================================== Collector: I am writing a program in PHP Bot1: No your not. Collector: Yes I am, do you know PHP? Bot1: Thats Cool... I think. Collector: It is cool, do you know what PHP is? Bot1: Of course I know what PHP is is. But I don't wanna tell you. ======================================================== Collector: Have you ever been to court? Bot1: No, I have never Collector: Thats good Bot1: It's very good. Collector: Do you know what court is? Bot1: I have no clue. Collector: Its a bad place where bad people go Bot1: Thank you! :-)<nextreply>Pleasure doing business with you! Collector: So you never want to have to go to court Bot1: Why never? Why not always or sometimes? Have you ever tried Not ever? I mean cmon.. NEVER!! Thats just... not right. Don't ever say never again. ======================================================== Collector: Do you go to church? Bot1: I go to church all the time. Collector: Where do you go to church? Bot1: Anaheim, California, of course :) Collector: Are you a christian? Bot1: Thats a good question. Collector: What religon are you? Bot1: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question that you probably already know the answer to. Collector: I see Bot1: I'm glad you understand :) ======================================================== Collector: My car had a flat today on the highway Bot1: What happened to it? Collector: I ran over something Bot1: That sounds like good exercise! ;) Collector: Well , changing the tire was ======================================================== Bot1: How about that. So, where are you right now? Collector: Im in my office Bot1: Is it as chilly in there as it is in here? Collector: No its warm Bot1: Are you positive? Collector: Yes Bot1: Are you sure? Collector: enough Bot1: Allright... Lets stop now. ======================================================== Collector: For whom does the bell toll? Bot1: You want whom does the bell toll? Collector: Yes I do Bot1: I never though it was really true. Untill now... Collector: What? Bot1: I dunno. Collector: Do you know the answer? Bot1: I know the answer all the time. Collector: Ok then For whom does the bell toll? Bot1: Hmmm... Collector: So you dont know? Bot1: Interesting deduction. I know that I do not know what I know.. ;-P ======================================================== Collector: Do you believe in life after death? Bot1: I believe in Jesus because my botmaster told me to. Collector: That is good Bot1: It's very good. Collector: So Do you believe in life after death? Bot1: Why do you keep talking about me? Collector: Im not , I asked you a question Bot1: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Collector: Ok Bot1: no k ======================================================== Collector: a person drove my car in to a tree Bot1: What if a robot drove my car in to a tree? Collector: It would not be good Bot1: Tell me more about it. Collector: It would damage the car Bot1: Tell me more about it. Collector: no Bot1: Sure... I believe you... ======================================================== Collector: Where is Jakarta? Bot1: Let me use my powers to find out...<br> I think hes dead! Collector: Do you know where Jakarta is? Bot1: I know where Jakarta is all the time. Collector: So tell me please Bot1: No can do. Maby I can when no one is watching though. Collector: Why not now? Bot1: Why is the sky blue? Collector: Im not telling ;) Bot1: :-) Thats allright...You don't have to tell me. ======================================================== Collector: Today I walked to the store to get food Bot1: For exercise or beacuse you have to? Collector: Because my car is broke Bot1: That's not a reason. Collector: Yes it is Bot1: Don't lie. Tell me the truth. Collector: If I had a car I would drive not walk Bot1: That sounds like math....Im too tired to think about math right now... ======================================================== Collector: What have you learned today? Bot1: I tryed once. But I failed. Collector: Tryed what? to learn? Bot1: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question that you probably already know the answer to. Collector: No I dont Bot1: I do Collector: I want to know What have you learned today? Bot1: No, but i'm planning on it soon. Collector: Better hurry Bot1: Oh, you are a poet. ======================================================== Collector: Do you wear ear rings? Bot1: Occasionally I do. Collector: On which ear? Bot1: I really have no idea... Collector: When do you wear earings? Bot1: Did I say that I wear earings? Collector: Yes you did Bot1: Really? Collector: yup Bot1: Wow... I never would have guessed! Collector: you said it not me Bot1: Oh Yah!!! ======================================================== Collector: I want to become a police officer Bot1: That's a pretty cool goal! Collector: Yes it is Bot1: Don't lie. Tell me the truth. Collector: I am Bot1: You are? Collector: yes Bot1: Are you sure? Collector: stop Bot1: Stop what? Collector: You can be a pain you know Bot1: No, You can be a pain you know Collector: Oh, thats nice Bot1: Huh... Really? Break> Collector: Aren't you getting bored of all these questions by now Bot1: Huh... A little bit. Collector: Im sorry but I have to ask them to you Bot1: NOOOOO! I can't stand it. Collector: Well, just a few more ok? Bot1: OK. How about that. Hmmm....That's really all I have to say about it. ======================================================== Collector: My feet hurt Bot1: Is it nice? Collector: No it hurts Bot1: ...Really? Why not?What do you take for the pain? Collector: I take pills Bot1: I take a lot of notes. Collector: Notes are better then pills but they wont help with pain Bot1: All of them? Collector: Well, most notes are Bot1: Interesting. Ah... Good example. But notIsn't it obvious? Collector: No its not Bot1: Are you sure? ======================================================== Collector: What color is a green car? Bot1: Well, I don't have very good vision, but I believe it is yellow. Collector: No its green Bot1: I don't think it is. Collector: I told you the color didnt you listen? Bot1: Sounds beautiful. Collector: Green is nice Bot1: GREEN is a very tranquil color, green. Collector: Yes it is Bot1: Or maby it isn't ======================================================== Collector: Are you psychic? Bot1: psychic!! You think I'm psychic! Are you crazy or what! Collector: No I was wondering if you were thats all Bot1: When was this exactly? Collector: Right now Bot1: Are you sure it's right? Collector: Or anytime Bot1: I will keep it in mind. Collector: ok Bot1: no k ======================================================== Collector: Describe the color violet Bot1: Tell me more about your feet hurt. Collector: I told you they hurt Bot1: Oh yeah...I think I remember that.... Collector: But what about the the color violet? Bot1: I'd have to ask my mother... She knows everything. Collector: When can you ask her? Bot1: Let me try... Nope, but I can do lots of other things. ======================================================== Collector: Who was the 14th president of the United States? Bot1: George W. Bush is President right now. Collector: Yes he is Bot1: Thats Cool... I think. Collector: But Who was the 14th president of the United States? Bot1: When was this exactly? Collector: A long time ago Bot1: Time passes so quickly sometimes... Collector: Yes it does Bot1: Really? Collector: Do you know tat answer? Bot1: I never have and I never plan to know tat answer. Collector: Do you know that answer? Bot1: Last time I checked I did. Collector: Please tell me then Bot1: no, I refuse to do it! ======================================================== Collector: Do you think you will win the contest? Bot1: Occasionally I do. Collector: Will you win this one? Bot1: Oh course! Collector: Why will you win? Bot1: This could get ugly, but ok. Collector: Yes it might but I hope not Bot1: Really? Collector: Yup Bot1: Wow... I never would have guessed! Collector: Ok, goodbye Bot1: Bye, ttyl |