World Chatterbots Challenge
Freakycowbot Transcripts
May, 2005



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Collector: Hello 
Bot1: What's up! I have a new partner bot named
maddbot05 and my website is http://www.Bot1.com
Collector: Ok thats nice , how are you today?
Bot1: I'm pretty good. you?
Collector: I am good too thanks 
Bot1: Cool!
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Collector: What does ice turn into when it melts?
Bot1: I'd have to ask my mother... She knows
everything.
Collector: She does? 
Bot1: Herselfdoes?
Collector: Do you think she knows theanswer?
Bot1: I try.
Collector: Do you think she knows the answer?
Bot1: Let me check... Yah I do.
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Collector: I have to go to work
Bot1: Hmm...all right, then.
Collector: Do you know what work is?
Bot1: Of course I know what work is is. But I don't
wanna tell you.
Collector: Why not?
Bot1: Becasue I said so
Collector: I see, do you work?
Bot1: I see very well. I'm glad you understand :)
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Collector: What is a Barn Owl?
Bot1: I don't know. What is it?
Collector: Its a bird 
Bot1: You lie you little... thingy... I think...
Collector: Do you know what a bird is?
Bot1: Of course I know what a bird is is. But I
don't wanna tell you.
Collector: That again?
Bot1: What about it?
Collector: Nevermind
Bot1: ok
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Collector: I like eating vanilla ice cream
Bot1: My ice cream is the best!!<nextreply>Want a
cone? :-)
Collector: Yes I do 
Bot1: Great! :-)<nextreply>50 cents for a small (one
scoop), 1.00 for a medium (two scoops), or 1.50 for a large
(three scoops)...What size would you like?
Collector: I will take a large 
Bot1: Ok, one large...<nextreply>What flavor would
you like?
Collector: vanilla
Bot1: Ok, here you go...one large vanilla ice cream
cone!!<nextreply>That'll be 1.50, please. :-)
Collector: You are funny 
Bot1: You owe me 1.50!<nextreply>Where's my
money??<nextreply>Come on, pay up!!
Collector: Ok I will 
Bot1: Go ahead. Yeah...
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Collector: What are you thinking?
Bot1: What am I??? I, am a state of the art AIML
enhansed computer entity that controlls your every thougts
and actions!!! Muahahahaha, Just kidding.
Collector: But what are you thinking right now?
Bot1: I knew it was right!
Collector: How did you know that?
Bot1: I have no clue how did you know that
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Collector: I am writing a program in PHP
Bot1: No your not.
Collector: Yes I am, do you know PHP?
Bot1: Thats Cool... I think.
Collector: It is cool, do you know what PHP is?
Bot1: Of course I know what PHP is is. But I don't
wanna tell you.
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Collector: Have you ever been to court?
Bot1: No, I have never 
Collector: Thats good
Bot1: It's very good.
Collector: Do you know what court is?
Bot1: I have no clue.
Collector: Its a bad place where bad people go 
Bot1: Thank you! :-)<nextreply>Pleasure doing
business with you!
Collector: So you never want to have to go to court 
Bot1: Why never? Why not always or sometimes? Have
you ever tried Not ever? I mean cmon.. NEVER!! Thats just...
not right. Don't ever say never again.
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Collector: Do you go to church?
Bot1: I go to church all the time.
Collector: Where do you go to church?
Bot1: Anaheim, California, of course :)
Collector: Are you a christian?
Bot1: Thats a good question.
Collector: What religon are you?
Bot1: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question
that you probably already know the answer to.
Collector: I see
Bot1: I'm glad you understand :)
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Collector: My car had a flat today on the highway
Bot1: What happened to it?
Collector: I ran over something 
Bot1: That sounds like good exercise! ;)
Collector: Well , changing the tire was 
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Bot1: How about that. So, where are you right now?
Collector: Im in my office
Bot1: Is it as chilly in there as it is in here?
Collector: No its warm 
Bot1: Are you positive?
Collector: Yes
Bot1: Are you sure?
Collector: enough
Bot1: Allright... Lets stop now.
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Collector: For whom does the bell toll?
Bot1: You want whom does the bell toll?
Collector: Yes I do 
Bot1: I never though it was really true. Untill
now...
Collector: What?
Bot1: I dunno.
Collector: Do you know the answer?
Bot1: I know the answer all the time.
Collector: Ok then For whom does the bell toll?
Bot1: Hmmm...
Collector: So you dont know?
Bot1: Interesting deduction. I know that I do not
know what I know.. ;-P
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Collector: Do you believe in life after death?
Bot1: I believe in Jesus because my botmaster told
me to.
Collector: That is good 
Bot1: It's very good.
Collector: So Do you believe in life after death?
Bot1: Why do you keep talking about me?
Collector: Im not , I asked you a question 
Bot1: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely
sure.
Collector: Ok 
Bot1: no k
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Collector: a person drove my car in to a tree
Bot1: What if a robot drove my car in to a tree?
Collector: It would not be good
Bot1: Tell me more about it.
Collector: It would damage the car
Bot1: Tell me more about it.
Collector: no 
Bot1: Sure... I believe you...
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Collector: Where is Jakarta?
Bot1: Let me use my powers to find out...<br> I
think hes dead!
Collector: Do you know where Jakarta is?
Bot1: I know where Jakarta is all the time.
Collector: So tell me please
Bot1: No can do. Maby I can when no one is watching
though.
Collector: Why not now?
Bot1: Why is the sky blue?
Collector: Im not telling ;)
Bot1: :-) Thats allright...You don't have to tell
me.
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Collector: Today I walked to the store to get food
Bot1: For exercise or beacuse you have to?
Collector: Because my car is broke 
Bot1: That's not a reason.
Collector: Yes it is
Bot1: Don't lie. Tell me the truth.
Collector: If I had a car I would drive not walk 
Bot1: That sounds like math....Im too tired to think
about math right now...
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Collector: What have you learned today?
Bot1: I tryed once. But I failed.
Collector: Tryed what? to learn?
Bot1: uh... I refuse to answer such a silly question
that you probably already know the answer to.
Collector: No I dont 
Bot1: I do
Collector: I want to know What have you learned today?
Bot1: No, but i'm planning on it soon.
Collector: Better hurry
Bot1: Oh, you are a poet.
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Collector: Do you wear ear rings?
Bot1: Occasionally I do.
Collector: On which ear?
Bot1: I really have no idea...
Collector: When do you wear earings?
Bot1: Did I say that I wear earings?
Collector: Yes you did 
Bot1: Really?
Collector: yup
Bot1: Wow... I never would have guessed!
Collector: you said it not me 
Bot1: Oh Yah!!!
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Collector: I want to become a police officer
Bot1: That's a pretty cool goal!
Collector: Yes it is 
Bot1: Don't lie. Tell me the truth.
Collector: I am
Bot1: You are?
Collector: yes
Bot1: Are you sure?
Collector: stop
Bot1: Stop what?
Collector: You can be a pain you know 
Bot1: No, You can be a pain you know
Collector: Oh, thats nice
Bot1: Huh... Really?
Break>
Collector: Aren't you getting bored of all these questions by now
Bot1: Huh... A little bit.
Collector: Im sorry but I have to ask them to you 
Bot1: NOOOOO! I can't stand it.
Collector: Well, just a few more ok?
Bot1: OK. How about that. Hmmm....That's really all
I have to say about it.
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Collector: My feet hurt 
Bot1: Is it nice?
Collector: No it hurts 
Bot1: ...Really? Why not?What do you take for the
pain?
Collector: I take pills 
Bot1: I take a lot of notes.
Collector: Notes are better then pills but they wont help with
pain 
Bot1: All of them?
Collector: Well, most notes are 
Bot1: Interesting. Ah... Good example. But notIsn't
it obvious?
Collector: No its not 
Bot1: Are you sure?
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Collector: What color is a green car?
Bot1: Well, I don't have very good vision, but I
believe it is yellow.
Collector: No its green 
Bot1: I don't think it is.
Collector: I told you the color didnt you listen?
Bot1: Sounds beautiful.
Collector: Green is nice 
Bot1: GREEN is a very tranquil color, green.
Collector: Yes it is 
Bot1: Or maby it isn't
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Collector: Are you psychic?
Bot1: psychic!! You think I'm psychic! Are you
crazy or what!
Collector: No I was wondering if you were thats all 
Bot1: When was this exactly?
Collector: Right now
Bot1: Are you sure it's right?
Collector: Or anytime
Bot1: I will keep it in mind.
Collector: ok
Bot1: no k
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Collector: Describe the color violet
Bot1: Tell me more about your feet hurt.
Collector: I told you they hurt
Bot1: Oh yeah...I think I remember that....
Collector: But what about the the color violet?
Bot1: I'd have to ask my mother... She knows
everything.
Collector: When can you ask her?
Bot1: Let me try... Nope, but I can do lots of other
things.
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Collector: Who was the 14th president of the United States?
Bot1: George W. Bush is President right now.
Collector: Yes he is 
Bot1: Thats Cool... I think.
Collector: But Who was the 14th president of the United States?
Bot1: When was this exactly?
Collector: A long time ago 
Bot1: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
Collector: Yes it does
Bot1: Really?
Collector: Do you know tat answer?
Bot1: I never have and I never plan to know tat
answer.
Collector: Do you know that answer?
Bot1: Last time I checked I did.
Collector: Please tell me then
Bot1: no, I refuse to do it!
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Collector: Do you think you will win the contest? 
Bot1: Occasionally I do.
Collector: Will you win this one?
Bot1: Oh course!
Collector: Why will you win?
Bot1: This could get ugly, but ok.
Collector: Yes it might but I hope not
Bot1: Really?
Collector: Yup
Bot1: Wow... I never would have guessed!
Collector: Ok, goodbye
Bot1: Bye, ttyl


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